Have you ever wondered why people have seemingly stopped going to the theatres? Is it because things are too expensive? Is it because of the quality of TVs people have at home nowadays? Or is it because you occasionally run the risk of people jumping out of their seats and losing their ish because some zombie decides to go chicken-back riding? I’ve never been more in favour of seatbelts and muzzles. Grab a pickaxe as we try to craft reasons why A Minecraft Movie is not that bad.