Remember the days when you knew you were going to have a good school day because the movie player got wheeled in? Well if you are of a certain age, the movie player may mean 2 hours of a deranged, violent, potentially-not appropriate adaptation of a literary classic that your teacher had zero desire to re-read. Remember to stick your gum under the table before your jaw hits the ground as we attempt to prove to you that The Lord Of The Rings from 1978 is not that bad.